01 - Soak dried red kidney beans overnight in a large pot of water, or use the quick-soak method by boiling them for 2 minutes, then letting them sit off the heat for 1 hour. Drain and rinse thoroughly.
02 - Heat a splash of oil in a large Dutch oven or heavy-bottomed pot over medium heat. Add diced onion, bell pepper, and celery. Sauté for 5–7 minutes until softened. Add minced garlic and cook for 1 minute until fragrant.
03 - Add soaked beans, smoked turkey, bay leaves, thyme, smoked paprika, oregano, cayenne, black pepper, white pepper, and salt to the pot. Pour in water or chicken broth. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low. Cover and simmer for 1 1/2 to 2 hours, stirring occasionally, until beans are tender and creamy. Add more water if needed to keep beans barely covered.
04 - Remove smoked turkey pieces from the pot. Shred the meat, discarding skin and bones. Return shredded meat to the pot. Adjust seasoning with additional salt, pepper, and hot sauce if desired. Simmer uncovered for 15 minutes to thicken the consistency.
05 - While beans simmer, combine rice, water, and salt in a medium saucepan. Bring to a boil, reduce heat to low, cover, and cook for 15–18 minutes until tender and liquid is absorbed. Fluff with a fork.
06 - Spoon creamy red beans and turkey over fluffy white rice. Garnish with chopped fresh parsley and sliced green onions. Serve immediately while hot.